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Annoying things to do on elevators
ANNOYING THINGS TO DO ON ELEVATORS 1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and … Continue reading
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haha funneh
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas … Continue reading
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womans and mens english… so true
Woman’s English Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need = I want It’s your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want. = You’ll … Continue reading
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Battle of the sexes
Sex Women prefer 30 to 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 45 seconds of foreplay. For the man, driving back to her place is considered a part of foreplay. Maturity Women mature at a much faster rate than … Continue reading
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Australia!
WE ARE ONE We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasionalwanker. We come from many lands (although a few too many of us come from NewZealand), and although we live in the best country … Continue reading
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